If chicks want it, they'll mate with any bull. So this man fulfilled all their desires. You think brunettes are so naive? No, they're bitches, I can see it in their eyes. They milk men one by one, like a herd. A liter of milk a day is the norm for them! I'd whip those milkmaids hard so they'd puff up like balloons!
Here's an honest confession. Which of you would be able to resist if a pretty, young colleague (whether blonde or brunette) suddenly wanted sex (she was all itchy, could not resist) and began to pester you. With no one in the office except you, and you do not mind to stroke her, or at least "